June 2012
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wait
…Adele is 24?! WHAT THE HELL. I thought for sure she was in her mid-thirties. My God! She looks…I don’t…
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I checked my e-mail this afternoon and I had thirty new messages. That was an interesting read. Of course I was cc’d on it all for a reason, but it was a very minor one. I hope things work out!
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rant you can scroll past
My mother enjoys inviting people to the museum on my behalf even after I tell her that I don’t want to abuse my privileges. On top of that, she invites people I don’t like.
I agreed to take some punk ass little brats today and told her so yesterday before I left. I came home late because I’m still a taxi driver on top of everything. So I said, “you told those people...
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mysteries of life
I’ve noticed that a decent number of my Facebook friends who are in Houston happen to “like” a lot of posts I make about roller derby, but none of them actually, uh, “SHOW UP” to any bouts. So…maybe they should stop getting my hopes up, probably?
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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hahahahaha so adorable
Some time ago, there was this dude who was really nice to me. And he’d always compliment me and yada yada yada. I thought it was really cute that someone could be so fascinated by me. But then we drifted apart as people are prone to do, so I didn’t really hear from him or see him anymore.
Anyway, I did happen to hear from him again recently, so that was nice. It just feels so...
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i finally got to make this joke yesssss
me: oh, here! [hands guy from work in the garage a derby flyer and card]
guy from work: does this have your number on it?
me: haha my number is one seven six nine.
guy from work: what??
me: it's my number!
girl from work in the garage: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I was reacting too loudly to a My Little Pony episode and I woke someone up. My bad. It was just so hilarious. ):
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My brother finally let me have his iTouch so yay. Erm, it kind of sucks that I have to have his um password to get apps and he’s on a trip to Colorado right now, so…
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So I was getting the pictures ready for that last thing I posted and I realized that for the second time in a row, I was posting TWO pictures of girls pointing one foot in the air. Last time it was the HRD rocket girl and the Suicide Shifters’ girl and this time it’s the HRD rocket girl and the Spindletop gusher girls.
I promise that every team in the south central region...
