This is the swimsuit I’ve been wanting for a while now. I’ve come to realize that my hope of finding this sort of article in a store or anything is nothing but a dream. I’m going to have to make this shit myself.
Because this image shows me wearing a non-existent swimsuit I found in my time machine, I thought I’d also include my non-existent hamster, too. On a leash. Leash laws should apply to rodents too, right?