Want 27

Pivot Star Smarty Pants

They’re the perfect length and they have a mouth guard holder! The only downside is that they have some glittery stuff on the back BUT it’s not annoying enough to make me not want it. (: Also, these would be awesome for regular, non-derby stuff! They’re so cuuuuute.

Want 26

Pink Floyd DSOTM Shorts

I was going through the Pink Floyd merch site and couldn’t help but notice that 95% of their products are Dark Side of the Moon related. Yeah, it’s a great album and really…progressive, I don’t know, whatever. But a little variety would be nice.

Also, am I crazy or is the spectrum on the back supposed to be at a downward angle?

Want 25
Demeter Fragrances
I can smell like Play-Doh! Or better yet, Paperback (books)! Those are my top two. Paperback and Play-Doh. Feel free to buy me both, if you want.

Want 25

Demeter Fragrances

I can smell like Play-Doh! Or better yet, Paperback (books)! Those are my top two. Paperback and Play-Doh. Feel free to buy me both, if you want.

Want 24

Black denim Big Buddha shoes

Look at how adorable they are! Some girl in my physio class has these in white lace (or whatever that lacy stuff is) and I was immediately smitten with how cute they are. Instead of asking her where she’d gotten them, I waited until she crossed her legs, thus displaying the logo on the bottom of the sole. YAY for avoiding confrontation!

Want 23

Packs of clove gum

Clove is awesome. Gum is awesome. Do I have to explain myself? O: !!!

Want 22

Retro skates (on Etsy)

Relatively cheap and they’re a size 6! Not sure if sizing was done differently in the 70s, but that’s my skate size. :3 PLS?

Want 21

Pastafarian t-shirt (in mint/avocado)

Yes, this would be very nice indeed.

Want 20

Gumball toestops. I can (and will, eventually) easily buy these for myself, but it would be nice to finally get something from someone. Like some kind of, “surprise! you’re valuable enough to this organization to warrant the purchase of a gift for you!” thing, you know?

These really remind me of those art erasers. I never liked them. Staedtler Mars plastic erasers for life, babyyyyy.

EDIT: BOUGHT

Want 19

Fabric Horse Handmade Relaxed Half-Belt Utility Belt

I just want one of these so I don’t have to carry around a fucking bag. All I carry are my phone, my keys, and my wallet. This one is nice, but I’d like it in the gray scheme or black/olive. Fuck purses.

Want 17

I don’t really like the direction Kia is going with their Hamstar commercials, NOR do I like that these hamsters are Splinter-sized rapping/dancing rodents. Well some people DO like all this crap and are literally buying into it. No, they’re not buying Kia Souls. They’re buying Hamstar merchandise. Yes.

I’d like this red youth’s tee because…come on, it’s an adorable hamster! With a star for an eye!

Want 16

Look at this! AWWW gotta love clay stuff, eh?

Want 15

Excelsior 1968

I want this because of reasons it’s a fascinating concept. This guy illustrated all the students in his mother’s 1968 yearbook. It would have been super rad if he had illustrated more than just the portraits, but it’s all goooood. And the town’s name is Staedtler! YAY.

ps. hey 15 is my favorite number.

Want 14

Tamagotchi + Color (TMGC+C) in orangeeeee.

Too bad they’re only sold in Japan and importing them costs an arm and a leg! Also, I don’t think I’d be able to understand any of it (it’s all in Japanese, duh). What I don’t get is why the logo for it is mainly written in English when it’s not even sold in any English-speaking country. STOP TEASING, JAPAN.